The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard and Other Strange Tales

"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 186 Ook!

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Gorillaborg: Oook oohk.
Lloyd: Take him to the re-education theatre and prep him.
Gorillaborg: Oook?
Lloyd: Just stick him in the chair, and put the clamps on.
Gorillaborg: OOOOK!!!
Lloyd: Oh right... miniguns for arms.
Gorillaborg: Ookk hmmp.
Lloyd: Hmmm... why don’t you just hold them out in a row and I’ll put him on top.
Gorillaborg: Ookk ooopmh.
Lloyd: Alright, ready? 1... 2... 3...