"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 185 Gorillas in the Mist

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The General: ...bayonets, bloody bayonets, he said. Against German machine gun fire? What a stupid bastard. No, sending wave after wave of Australians up to soak up the bullets, that was the ticket!
...and another thing... I... er... Good lord this, stuff’s s ...sspretty good isn’t it?
Anyway... back to Africa... When my Father... they... WHITES OF THEIR EYES MEN! Oh yes... grass skirts.

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