"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 164 Message in a Bottle

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Now, you guys are doing a great job, but need a human workforce. So some manner of recruitment drive is in order, and before World War 2 Breaks out.
Winfield’s Journal: The skull is planning to build an arm and keeps making reference to an impending second ‘Great War’
Heinrich Von Bastard: Melkor, allying himself with Ungoliant descended... [fades into background]
...hard to get more precise details as his speeches often erode into lectures involving a book he claims that ‘Hobbit’ author chap wrote.
Heinrich Von Bastard: ...and that’s why Feanor is totally metal!
That’s all for now, hope this message finds you chaps back at HQ well. Oh and I’ve managed to finally catch his name; Heinrich Von Bastard. Hope that’s of some use to you.

     
 
 
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