"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 156 Hair of the Dog

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Heinrich Von Bastard: This is the bar and the cultist who runs it. I call him Lloyd.
Mad Scientist: Mmmmm.... Quite a selection.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Hi, Lloyd. A little slow tonight, isn’t it?
Lloyd: Yes it is, Mr. Von Bastard. What’ll it be?

Heinrich Von Bastard: Ah! The delivery guys are here.
Delivery Demon 1: Eh, I got eh couple o’ uniforms fer a Jonah and Dr. Ver-eh...something?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Dr. Vergiftgezicht!
Delivery Demon 1: ... eh, probably.

Delivery Demon 2: Ere, it aint half ‘ard tring’ to carry all this crap down this ‘ere long dark corridor.
Delivery Demon 3: I’ll say. Eithere of you wanna ‘elp me out from under this ‘ere iron credenza I was trying to drag in ‘ere?
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