"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 143 Working a Coal Mine

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Mad Scientist: I’m so sick of pushing these carts of Infernium ore.
Jonah: Mining this crap’s not much fun either. But then I was expecting a lot worse from this place.
Mad Scientist: Yeah, sure, but this isn’t work for one such as I
These hands were not made for ore  handling! They were made for perverting nature with unethical scientific experimentation.
Demon: Shut and push the cart.
I wanted to be a vet, but here I am whipping mortals in hell for eternity. Afterlife’s a  bitch.

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