"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 118 Hell Strikes Back

Empire Strikes Back Yoda Hell Forest
Heinrich Von Bastard: Hey, I got two cohorts in that group of people. I don’t suppose...
Mr. Von Bastard: No. They have to be processed like everyone else. But you can go and get your little friends later. You should be more worried about what’s going to happen to you.
Heinrich Von Bastard: What?
Mr. Von Bastard: You should have come back to Hell for training as soon as you became an adult. Come with me.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Training? What training?
Mr. Von Bastard: Demon training. You’ve got powers, you need to learn how to use them properly.
Heinrich Von Bastard: I can use them fine.
Mr. Von Bastard: Really? Then what the hell happened to all your flesh?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Hey, that’s just natural wear and tear.
Mr. Von Bastard: Go in the forest and seek the mystic, there you will learn the ways of the demon.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Wait... is this going to be some Yoda like crap?
Mr. Von Bastard: Yeah... he’s not been the same since late 1980.
     
 
 
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