"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 117 Family Reunion

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Mr. Von Bastard: Heinrich?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Ah... Hi, Dad.
Mr. Von Bastard: What the hell happened to you? Haven’t heard much from you since you moved to France.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Oh you know... a few wars, some piracy, the usual.
Mr. Von Bastard: Well, I see you’ve grown up a bit. But the hell did you do to those guys?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Eh... got them hooked on a beer brewed from their own blood.
Mr. Von Bastard: Gah! That’s disgusting.
But very Metal, Son. Very Metal.
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