"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 110 Lessons in Home Brewing

home brewing distilling fermenting making moonshine
Sheriff Von Bastard:  Now, do I have to do everything for you? Use your damn initiative!
There’s plenty of options if you think about it. Why, just look around you.
Leviatown Citizen: Argh! My face!
Sheriff Von Bastard: Try distilling the Leviathan’s stomach juices, or even fermenting somone’s blood.
Angry Leviatown Citizen:  Or maybe we could try to make it out of BONE MARROW! Huh?!? What do you think of that, Sheriff?
Sheriff Von Bastard:  Could you repeat that?
Angry Leviatown Citizen:  I said...
Sheriff Von Bastard: [Crushing citizen underfoot] Sorry, didn’t quite get that over that squelching sound.

     
 
 
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