"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 102 Commuters

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New Guy: Hello?
Heinrich Von Bastard:  Yeah, yeah, welcome to the Leviathan.
New Guy: What... what is this place? Am I in Hell?
Heinrich Von Bastard: No, this is the bus TO Hell. Now pull up an ulcer and join us in a game of scum or find a quiet corner in which to sob yourself to sleep.
New Guy:  Oh...

4 years, 2 months, 13 days, and 5 hours later

Heinrich Von Bastard: Right, well, I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m getting God damned sick of this game. Surely someone at some point must have died clutching a dart board or something?
 

     
 
 
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